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consulting-idjit-of-gallifrey:

tardistopanem:

Thank you for a picture of a blank wall DW twitter…but why post it…i’m confused…?

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  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook


I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)


kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds





90% of horse movies
  • girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
  • girl: dad can I keep it
  • dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
  • girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
  • girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
  • *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
  • dad: how dare u
  • girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
  • girl: *enters race*
  • girl: *wins*
  • dad: u make me so proud
  • horse: *whinnies*

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